Friday, October 17, 2014

Fast Friday: Fall Break News Flash

According to eye witness reports, an ax wielding man was spotted inside the Alexandria Campus Library last Saturday afternoon. The man felled two absurdly tall, prehistoric victims before dragging the remains to an awaiting pickup truck. 

While members for the Alexandria campus staff were somewhat saddened by the loss of these oxygen emitting life forms, there is no denying that the abundance of sunshine and the unobstructed views of the campus from the library's windows were welcomed developments.

Hark! What (abundant) light in yonder window breaks.

Did you notice?


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