Thursday, February 27, 2014

Poetry for Patrons: Please Handle (Our Non-Handles) With Care

When journeying to the college,
And standing on the cusp of knowledge,
We understand your zeal and glee,
To rush into the library

But this excitement is not without a toll,
For when students whack upon their entrance handle goal,
They leave it bruised, abused, corroded,
With the door’s spring-mechanism exploded

So do your fellow students a favor,
And save the college the cost of parts and labor,
And be so gentle, and use no force,
When using handicapped access buttons to open doors

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