According to eye witness reports, an ax wielding man was
spotted inside the Alexandria Campus Library last Saturday afternoon. The man
felled two absurdly tall, prehistoric victims before dragging the remains to an
awaiting pickup truck.
While members for the Alexandria campus staff were
somewhat saddened by the loss of these oxygen emitting life forms, there
is no denying that the abundance of sunshine and the unobstructed views of the
campus from the library's windows were welcomed developments.
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| Hark! What (abundant) light in yonder window breaks. |
Did you notice?
RIP.
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